Thursday, July 26, 2007
WHY risk the RISK
With all this talk about Boy vs Girls on game night --
"That's a gesture!!"
"OMG you suck where's the wine!!"
Why don't we just take this war to WAR...a...another (1st was iron chef)....additional (2nd was petty board games) challenge
A simple game of RISK
between the men and the women of omgbff
and because i am sure that the ladies would be offended by being called the Axis of Evil...we'll take the call
and yes i know the girls will begin complaining -- please stay seated and let me complain and retort
Yen: "But buttt I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY!?!?" *followed by a deep sigh, whine and frown
Phong: "Baby...Baby don't worry, I'll teach you. kiss kiss hug hug
**now begins Dru tossing his cookies (ending any chance of making out w/ Yen's sister...but not Yen) // Andy looking for pron in the closet // Issa searching for wine, Donny rubbing his shoulder // Roz rubbing her fist because she just punched Donny on the shoulder // Linlin is planing the quickest exit // Eric and Truc still aren't there yet
Roz: "This is stupid"
Donny: "Baby...Baby don't worry...just keep on drinkin the wine"
**Dru drinks // Andy 'comes out of the closet' // Issa is smiling cause shes had wine // Linlin is putting on her shoes // Eric and company still aren't there yet
Issa: "This is going to take forever"
Dru: "Baaabyy,, dooont wurry bouuut it" **passes out on the floor
Donny: "Don't worry ladies, you won't be playing very long as you're all going to DIE!!"
Andy grins // Issa drinks // Linlin is gone // Eric finally arrives with a TV // and Roz is winding
up for another punch
all in all its a beautiful day and nite of beer, bbq, additional boos, smiles, vomit, pron, early exits, late entrys, grins, laughs, punches, kisses and all out WAR.
MEN/Axis of Max POWERS **http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axis_powers_of_World_War_II
Donny (am i really volunteering myself to be hitler...i guess i am starting a war)
Women/Allies of displeasure **http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allies_of_World_War_II
oh and by the way...anyone have RISK??